A foursome of guys were waiting at the men's tee at the Terrace while another foursome of women were hitting from the ladies' tees. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, “I guess all those %#$&*#% lessons I took over the winter didn't help.”
One of the men immediately responds, “Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!”
He never had a chance to duck !!! Jack Bryant - Bremerton WA
Disgraced NBA ref Tim Donaghy pleaded guilty to gambling offenses in 2007, his golf club asked him to leave for acting strangely. Police were then called to his home after allegedly peppering neighboring homes with golf balls. He was not arrested as there were no witnesses, however police did find his lawn full of divots. His golf club revoked his membership. Nuff said. Garry - Sherwood Park, AB
Marriage
A man is getting married, and is standing by his bride at the church, with clubs and pull cart.
His bride whispers: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
The man said "This is not going to take all day is it?" William - Delta BC
In the 2nd round of the 1964 Australian Wills Masters Tournament in Melbourne Australia, Arnold Palmer hooked his 2nd shot at the 9th hole into the fork of a gum tree. Palmer climbed 20' up and with the head of his 1 iron reversed, played a hammer stroke and knocked the ball 30 yards forward. He followed this by a great chip shot to the green and a putt. Ray - Miami Fl.
Two golfers were sitting at the 19th hole discussing their year of golf when one says to the other, " My game has gone down hill this year, I had to have my Ball Retriever REGRIPPED !" Bob - Calgary
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
# 10...A below par performance is considered damn good.
# 9...You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
# 8...It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
# 7...Forsomes are encouraged.
# 6...You can still make money doing it as a senior.
# 5...Three times a day is possible.
# 4...Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3...If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.
# 2...You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the number one reason why golf is better than sex.....
# 1...If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it! Yeah Yeah we know - David Letterman
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